this is my new toast rack in its natural habitat
. innit juss tote adorbs? yes, it is!
this is my new toast rack in its unnatural habitat because, in my quest for crispy crunchy toast, i have resorted to attempts at pre-drying the bread. this particular attempt involves overnight refrigeration. good luck, ace!
this is a wider shot of my fridger in case you wanted to do a little voyeuring.
Is that an apple or a solo red potato in the upper right-hand corner?
ReplyDeletenow a red solo tater is indubitably the best
Deletefor barbecues, tailgates, poolside, and the rest,
and you sir do assuredly fail the test
if you prefer an apple.
a red solo tater is cheap and disposable,
and naturally they are completely compostable,
and unlike my home they are not fore-closable,
(but neither is an apple).
red solo tater - eat you up -
let's have a party!
let's have a party!
red solo tater - lift you up -
proceed to party!
proceed to party!
now i really love how they don't stack,
but i really hate when they fall in a crack
cause life without a tater is a life that's wack,
and that, my friends, is quite yucky.
i have to admit that the ladies get smitten,
admiring how tasty you are when bitten.
in tater salad or in butter sittin' -
tater tasters, they do get lucky.
red solo tater - eat you up -
let's have a party!
let's have a party!
red solo tater - lift you up -
proceed to party!
proceed to party!
now i've seen taters in blue and in yellow,
but only red taters will do for this fellow
cause you are the abbot to my costello,
and you are the fruit to my loom.
red solo tater - you're just bombastic!
you're more than amazing! you're more than fantastic!
and, believe me that i'm not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say...
red solo tater, you're not just a starch. (no, no, god no!)
you're my... you're my friend. (friend, friend, friend, life long!)
thank you for being my friend.
red solo tater - eat you up -
let's have a party!
let's have a party!
red solo tater - lift you up -
proceed to party!
proceed to party!
(with sincere apologies to mr toby keith)
You have really outdone yourself.
ReplyDeleteBut let's face it---Red solo taters are not indubitably the best poolside. They are simply NOT.