sláinte

i rely fully on the unwritten rule* of starbucks.

at any given time, any starbucks patron can arise from their previously established station (e.g., table, etc.) or nest (e.g., armchair, etc.) and while completely abandoning all present possessions [including but not limited to all or some of: technology (e.g., tablet [digital], phone, ereader, laptop, etc.), reading material (e.g., book, magazine, newspaper, etc.), writing material (e.g., tablet [analog], ink pen, pencil, crayon, magic(tm) marker, generic marker, etc.), purse, bag, box, pet carrier (whether occupied or non-), food (whether minimally, partially, or un- consumed), drink (in any state of consumption and whether hot, cold, or tepid), et cetera and so forth and so on to the full extent of various and sundry goods and whatnots in possession of said patron] make a brief (i.e., to a maximum of 10 minutes) visit to another location (e.g., restroom, smoking area, vehicle, etc.) for any purpose, whether said purpose be known or unknown to selfsame said patron, and during which visit no employee, no other patron (nor child or designee thereof), nor any animal (pet or non-pet), nor wandering minstrel or hobo, nor any other animate being in any condition or for any purpose, may touch, alter, or move in any way the complete set of present possessions in possession aforementioned patron at the time of their temporary abandonment of same.

*not available at all locations. professional driver on closed course. your mileage may vary. any statements made herein are solely those of the author. no purchase necessary. residents of delaware and guam responsible for deposit. serving suggestion. kids, don't try this at home. frequent flyer miles may not be used. prices may change. one coupon per customer per visit. contents may be hot. all estimates valid for 30 days. wash separately in cold water. free the whales. all information provided herein for informational purposes only. please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. no animals were harmed in the making of this post. the contents for this post are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. carpe diem. caveat emptor. e pluribus unum. ego te provoco. ego te absolvo. houston we have a problem. carry on, my wayward son. only you can prevent forest fires. sláinte.