not even sorry, buster!

i don't like chocolate. 

i mean, i will eat it. i don't hate it. i am not allergic to it, altho my grandmother was. i just don't like it. on the gamut of sweets, i would choose chocolate last. vanilla is okay, better than chocolate, but not the winner either.

the real action starts to happen around the caramel/butterscotch zone. the brown sugar family, as it were. throw me some molasses, honey! or, for that matter, some honey itself will do.

spice cake, pound cake, 

nutmeg in your boiled custard,

chess pie's the best pie -

not even sorry, buster!

i'll take 

brown-sugar-cinnamon 

pop tarts 

any time

and i don't 

even care 

that they mess 

up the rhyme

scheme!

carrot cake, haystacks, 

oatmeal scotchies, snickerdoodles,

pecan pie is second best,

and biscoff? i can eat oodles!

i am also partial to your fruit varietals - strawberry cheesecake, skittles, starburst, sweetarts, necco wafers, jelly beans, and so on, but that's not what this post is about.